Now that I’ve read this I really must try it, just because I can.
I'm Paul Jones
A 23 year old developer currently working for Squirgle. I like gaming, stand-up and reading.
“When you ask a gamer to pay for a game with online activation, you are asking for a great deal of trust. Which is outrageous, since the entire reason the game has activation is because you refuse to trust them.”∞
— Experienced Points: Activation BombClients From Hell∞
Client: “I want the site to be metallic and cool, like ‘blow your head off’ cool, like the Transformers”
Me: “This is for a wedding photography business, right?”
Client: “So? Optimus Prime can’t shoot a fucking picture?”
Dynamic Dummy Image Generator∞
Add place holder images to site designs quickly. This could save me upwards of 5 minutes a week!
Hacking your Brain for Sleep∞
Interesting method of reducing the amount of sleep the body needs, based on the fact that only REM sleep is required, meaning the other phases are wasted time.
Smart Playlists: Getting Organised»
I’ve been trying to whip my iTunes library into shape for months now, and finally decided I needed to break down the job into manageable chunks. Using smart playlists I did just that and here’s how.
How to Suck at Facebook∞
Gave me a giggle. Hopefully this will work as a passive-aggressive way of getting some people to be less irritating. Or not.
It's a big iPhone.∞
So now you can run iPhone apps, but bigger. And all for the same price as a fully functional netbook?
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The differences and similarities between men and women according to Google autocomplete. Why not find your own
The worst thing about the smoking ban∞
Clarkson revealing the truth about the smoking ban, and so-called ‘social smokers’
Litter Kwitter∞
Now you too can have a cat that uses the toilet, just like in the movies!
His Parents are Dead!∞
The real reason Batman kicks ass and takes names every night.
Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything About Computers∞
It’s like they watched my life and made a comic about it. Awesome.
Free Browser Game Dev Tools∞
The folks over at EffectGames have released a free framework for building browser games in JavaScript. Now the browsers just need to get faster.
